My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………
update
I joined the party
NEVER MIND THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP AGAIN
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Oklahoma’s state bird, the Scissor-tailed Flycatcher, just above a storm chaser vehicle near El Reno, May 31 2013.
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vh1:
Hit The Floor hits the water MONDAY at 9/8C on VH1.
Fuck you VH1!! suck my balls for UFOing my dash. Ya bitch bastard cum guzzling mongaloid. And fuck you Yahoo this shit never started until your fuckin ass got greedy and wanted to put a glory hole into my dash for all the mainstream retards to put their dicks in. Thanks guys for putting you DICKS in my dash!!!
Can’t sleep cause all I can do is question my life.
Do something fun tomorrow!! Ooh ooh prank call someone!! Or tell call a fast food restaurant and tell them that the person who you don’t remember their name (agree with the description when offered) performed awesomely and did an awesome job. That always makes me feel better. But if you can remember an example the effects increase.
BEST ‘NOPE’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER
And here we see what the internet has appropriately dubbed ‘noping’.
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I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
Yea I cried.
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Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life

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oh
Welp, Google wins again. Shame on you, Bing.
it’s like obama is google and romney is bing
It’s like obama is google and romney is bing
Bing sooks
(Source: jonnovstheinternet, via dragonzombies1)
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